At least It Was White
Having a Penguin at your wedding sounds like a really fancy idea. Imagine a penguin walking you down the aisle. But the thing with animals is that they are not potty trained. Or pee trained. This penguin relieved itself the moment the bride was petting it. She is lucky penguin pee is white, otherwise, it would have ruined her dress. At least now there won’t be any fear of the penguin taking a dump while walking the couple down. All worked out well in the end.