Tied Down

I anyway find the concept of securing a bike by locking it on the pole kinda weird. a) Thieves have upgraded to steals cars and MOTORbikes now, b) it’s really not that secure to chain a vehicle to a pole. Anyway, this guy doesn’t have to worry about getting his bike stolen anymore. More worrisome is the fact- how to get it out SECURELY from the pole. Do bikes have insurances?