The Waiter

This particular waiter had been an acquaintance for so many years. He went up to the bar where he worked and ordered a Budweiser. He waited in excited anticipation, but the waiter said nothing. When he came back to check on Jose Antonio, Jose said, “Do you not recognize me?” The waiter looked again and pondered for a half a minute. “I do know you now!” he yelled finally. Jose left after he finished his beer to go around the town some more still with a smile from ear to ear.