Welcome Home Baby!

More and more mothers are opting for home births rather than going to the hospital. And fair enough, you’d want to protect yourself from the adverse effects of anesthetics and truly experience the birth of your child. Unfortunately, this makes for some extremely worried neighbors, who’ll have to deal with your incessant screaming for the next few hours. 

On A Mission From God

Far from the madding crowds, there’s nothing that can beat the sublimity of the suburbs. With picture-perfect houses and friendly neighbors, living in the suburbs is a dream. Except for maybe a Jehovah’s Witness. These unwanted visitors had come one too many times to this homeowner’s doorstep, and at this point, he decided he had had enough of their banal talks!

Catch Me If You Can

Newspapers are essential for making a well-versed individual in the matters of local and international news alike. Unfortunately for the owner of this house, he had the bad luck to encounter the nifty newspaper thief. And he went about leaving a disgruntled note for the thief, but little did he know that he’d end up getting schooled by the thief himself!

Cat Calling

As much as we love animals, it is not possible to care for every single one we see. The pound is the best option for these poor abandoned creatures. And one lady had the best intentions when she saw a seemingly stray cat and took it to the pound. Little did she know that it belonged to her neighbor! And the neighbor was less than pleased…

Ready, Aim, Fire

Although this homeowner never had any interests in sports during his school time, he is more than ready to shoot a shot when it comes to unruly neighbors letting their equally unruly dogs poop on the pavement. Maybe he missed his true calling in life – playing in the NFL. 

The Kid Has Spoken

Sometimes it’s not just the homeowners themselves that have to suffer through thoughtless neighbors, but also their kids. This young teen just wanted a good night’s sleep before middle school started, but sleep was hard to come with neighbors who seemed to have elephant legs instead. A strongly worded letter is the way to go, but perhaps work on some of the spellings?