Blondes Don’t Have More Fun
As long as the Roman empire lasted, they just couldn’t keep away from wars. So, when they brought French and German women as slaves, Roman women got jealous of their blonde hair. At first, they tried to dye their own hair to get the same Blonde look. Sadly, the dye did enough damage that they ended up bald.
The Roman ladies then cut their slaves’ blonde hair and used them as wigs.